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Zane Lamprey

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I make funny animal videos! Join me on my journey. 🦦🦔🐈🦎🦨 2025-09-07 06:34:52 I make fun.. 60 -100% 0 -100%
Mousey wanted lunch! #opossum 2025-09-06 06:06:18 Mousey wanted lunch! #opo.. 522 -99% 9 -99%
Syracuse, NY (where I’ll be performing at syracusefunnybone on Thursday, Sept 25th) is home to the world’s only upside-down traffic light! On Tipperary Hill, Irish immigrants (my ancestors!) refused to let “British red” shine over “Irish green.” After knocking out the original light with rocks in the 1920s, the city gave in. Ever since, green has proudly been on top. A little rebellion turned into a Syracuse (where I’ll be performing Sept 25th) 🤣 landmark! #Syracuse #TipperaryHill #funfact #standup #standupcomedy #zanesworld 2025-09-05 05:08:31 Syracuse.. 479 -99% 18 -98%
The world’s smartest lizard! The Argentine black and white Tegu is often called the Einstein of lizards, because they considered the smartest reptile on the planet. They are the largest lizard in the Americas, growing up to 5 feet long, and are fairly docile. But be careful! Their powerful tails double as whips, making them a force to be reckoned with if threatened. They also have razor sharp claws and strong jaws. Rare for lizards, they can regulate their body temperature to survive in places like southern Argentina, that can get cool. Some have even established wild populations in Florida, where they’re considered an invasive species. Come one, people! I wish some people were as smart a Tegu! #Tegu #BigLizard #ReptileLovers #ExoticPets #SmartestLizard #NatureNerd #ReptileWorld #WildlifeFacts 2025-09-03 05:30:00 The world’s smartest .. 323 -100% 8 -99%
The lobby ducks at the Peabody Memphis started as a tipsy prank in 1933 and became one of the world’s most charming traditions. After returning from a hunter’s weekend, a bit inebriated, General Manager Frank Schutt and a friend released three live English call ducks into the lobby fountain, and guests fell in love instantly. Soon, five North American mallards replaced them, and by 1940, a circus-trained bellman, Edward Pembroke, taught them to waddle down a red carpet twice daily in what became the iconic Peabody Duck March. Today, these five mallards march from their heated rooftop ‘Duck Palace’, with its own fountain, grassy yard, and model of the hotel, into the lobby at 11 am, lounge in the fountain until 5 pm, and then head back home. Their gig lasts just three months before they return to the wild, keeping this quacktacular tradition fresh and wild. #PeabodyDucks #PeabodyHotel #PeabodyMemphis #DuckMarch #MemphisHistory #Memphis #MemphisTravel #HistoricHotels #BucketListTravel 2025-08-31 05:47:00 The lobby ducks a.. 27,514 -68% 174 -78%
My wife is the best! #StandUpComedy #ComedyClip #CatPeople #AnimalRescue #SpecialNeedsPets #MarriedLifeComedy #Twins #WifeJokes #CatComedy #ComedianLife #PetLovers #CatDad #RelationshipHumor 2025-08-30 05:30:00 My wife is the best! #St.. 868 -99% 23 -97%
Call him Sonic! Benji (his real name) carries around 5,000–7,000 quills, which are hollow spines made of keratin, the same protein in our hair and nails. Unlike porcupines, hedgehogs quills don’t detach, but when threatened, a hedgehog will curl into a tight ball, locking those spines together like a living suit of armor. Predators quickly learn the hard way that a hedgehog isn’t an easy snack. Albinism in animals is caused by a genetic mutation that prevents the production of melanin, the pigment responsible for coloration in skin, hair, scales, and eyes. Because melanin also plays a role in how light is absorbed in the eye and how signals travel in the inner ear, albinism can sometimes come with vision and hearing problems While undeniably cute, hedgehogs aren’t exactly ideal pets. They’re nocturnal, prefer solitude, and don’t usually enjoy being handled. But, man, they’re cute! 2025-08-29 05:30:00 Call him So.. 37,911 -56% 79 -90%
Skunks are more than just stink bombs. These often misunderstood mammals are gentle foragers who prefer to avoid conflict, using their infamous spray only as a last resort. They give clear warnings before spraying, often stomping their feet to let you know you are too close. Skunks play an important role in the ecosystem by eating insects and pests, and despite their poor eyesight, their sense of smell is incredibly sharp. Baby skunks, called kits, are undeniably cute, and with their nocturnal habits, they spend much of their lives quietly going about their business under the cover of night. • Skunks give a warning stomp before they spray • Their spray can travel up to 10 feet with surprising accuracy • Skunks are mostly nocturnal and prefer to avoid confrontation • They are skilled diggers and help control insect populations • Baby skunks are called kits • Skunks have poor eyesight but an excellent sense of smell #Skunk #Wildlife #AnimalFacts #NatureLovers #WildlifeEducation #CuteAnimals #SkunkFacts #AnimalLovers #NatureVideo #WildlifePhotography #SkunkLove #AnimalsOfYouTube #WildlifeEncounters #NatureIsAwesome #WildlifeVideo 2025-08-12 05:30:00 Skunks are mo.. 2,141 -98% 37 -95%
Burrowing owls are pocket-sized predators, standing just 10 inches tall and weighing the same as a box of paperclips. The cute bird lives underground in open areas like deserts and grasslands. You can find them across the western US, Florida, Mexico, and down into South America, usually posted up in abandoned prairie dog burrows like they own the place. Because they kind of do. Comparatively, Eurasian Eagle Owls are one of the largest owls in the world. They stand over two feet tall and weigh up to 10 pounds. Next to our burrowing owl, it’s like a tiger next to a house cat. Burrowing owls are active during the day, love wide open spaces, and are proof that good things come in small, feathery packages. Even though they are called “burrowing owls”, they don’t actually burrow. They take over the holes of other burrowing creatures, like prairie dogs. • Found across the western United States, Florida, Mexico, and into Central and South America • They prefer flat, open areas, not forests • They nest underground, unlike most owls • They can rotate their heads 270° • They are diurnal, which means that they are active during the day, especially at dawn and dusk 2025-08-05 05:38:14 Burrow.. 983 -99% 16 -98%
The Mist Trail in Yosemite is one of the most iconic hikes in the US, mand one of the wettest. It’s a 7-mile round-trip trek (if you come back down the more gradual John Muir trail to save your knees). You’ll gain 2,000 feet in elevation, but most stop after 1,000 vertical feet at the top of Vernal Fall. Vernal Fall, which towers at 317 feet, but Nevada Fall stands at a staggering 594 feet. If you’re hiking it in the spring, prepare to get drenched. The snowmelt sends a massive surge of water over the falls, turning the trail into a natural car wash. By late July, the flow is much lighter, but still beautiful, and a bit less dramatic (and dry). If you’re planning to do the full trail, bring good shoes, plenty of water, and some clothes you’re not emotionally attached to. #Yosemite #MistTrail #WaterfallHike #NationalParks #AdventureReady 2025-08-03 05:32:53 The Mist Trail .. 685 -99% 23 -97%
This is Ruby, a rescued raccoon! Trash pandas are smart! They can unlatch a cage, open a peanut butter jar, and solve puzzles faster than most toddlers. They’re clever, resourceful, adorable. But that doesn’t mean they make good pets! Despite their irresistible charm, raccoons are wild animals with complex needs and unpredictable behavior. Keeping one as a pet isn’t just a bad idea, it cn end in dire circumstances. • Raccoons can remember solutions to problems for over three years. • Their front paws are so dexterous, they can untie knots, unzip backpacks, and open child-proof containers. • They wash their food in water not for hygiene, but to heighten their sense of touch. • Their hind feet rotate 180 degrees, allowing them to climb down trees headfirst. • Raccoons are nocturnal omnivores and can eat nearly anything, from fruit, frogs, garbage, to dog food. • The “mask” around their eyes reduces glare and enhances night vision. • A group of raccoons is called a gaze. • No matter how tame one may seem, adult raccoons often become aggressive and destructive, especially during mating season. #TrashPandaChaos #CutenessOverload #NotAPet #RaccoonRiot #WildlyAdorable 2025-08-01 05:30:00 .. 3,962 -95% 90 -88%
Grumpy Warthog! They may look like the grumpy old men of the savanna, but they are fast, smart, and oddly endearing. Whether they’re reverse-parking into their burrows or charging predators like they’ve got nothing to lose, warthogs are built for survival and chaos. Here’s what makes them wild little legends: • Warthogs can run up to 30 mph, and they do it with their tails sticking straight up like little radio antennas. • They enter their burrows backwards, so they can defend themselves head-on if something follows them in. Tactical genius. • Despite their fierce look, they’re actually omnivores and will eat roots, fruit, insects, as well as the occasional small animal. • Their tusks are used for fighting, digging, and defense. • They kneel on their front legs to graze, thanks to calloused pads that act like built-in knee guards. • Mud baths help keep them cool and protect against parasites and sunburn. • Warthogs often share their burrows with mongooses (mongeese?) as cross-species roommates. • A group of warthogs is called a “sounder”, but when they charge together, it sounds more like “run.” 2025-07-29 05:20:13 .. 628 -99% 12 -98%
Kiss an ibis! In ancient Egypt, the sacred ibis was associated with Thoth, the god of wisdom, writing, and the moon. But seeing one up close reminds you that while it may have once been worshipped, it’s still very much a living, breathing, curious animal that kissed me before I could kiss him. • The sacred ibis was revered in ancient Egypt and frequently mummified as an offering to Thoth • It has a long, downward-curving bill used to probe mudflats and wetlands for insects, crustaceans, and small amphibians • Its range includes sub-Saharan Africa and parts of the Middle East, though it has been introduced in parts of Europe • Sacred ibises have mostly white feathers with black plumes on the rump and bare black heads and necks • They live in large colonies and are often found in wetlands, marshes, and along shorelines • Though once native to Egypt, the sacred ibis is now extinct in the wild there • They are highly adaptable and sometimes scavenge in landfills and urban areas • In the wild, they can live up to 20 years • Their graceful, prehistoric appearance makes them a favorite among birdwatchers and wildlife photographers #SacredIbis #FunnyAnimals #AnimalEncounters #WildlifeComedy #BirdsBeingWeird #IbisAttack #CloseUpWildlife #AnimalFails #UnexpectedWildlife #BirdShenanigans #FunnyBirds #WildlifeOuttakes #AnimalReels #NatureGetsWeird #HilariousEncounters #BirdWithAttitude #ZanesWorld #IbisMoments #AnimalAntics 2025-07-25 05:30:00 Kiss .. 19,547 -77% 175 -78%
Yosemite’s hidden gem! The trailhead is located at Tuolumne Meadows, roughly a 75-minute drive from Yosemite Valley. From the trailhead to the Glen Aulin High Sierra Camp, it’s about 5.5 miles one way, but the first 4 miles to the footbridge are relatively easy, with minimal elevation change (less than 100 feet). The well-marked trail winds through towering pines, open meadows, and granite flats. After crossing the footbridge, the trail follows the Tuolumne River as it cascades past a series of waterfalls and drops about 500 feet into Glen Aulin. This stretch becomes more technical, with stone steps and light bouldering as you descend into the glen. Glen Aulin sits at around 7,900 feet and serves as a backpacker base camp, though there are no services, potable water, or restrooms unless the High Sierra Camp is operating (which it often isn’t). It’s a great place to swim—if you can handle the frigid alpine water. Tuolumne Meadows is approximately 8,600 feet above sea level, and Yosemite Valley is about 4,000 feet, meaning Tuolumne sits roughly 4,600 feet higher and is typically about 10–15 degrees cooler. Because of the elevation, hiking back out can feel more strenuous than expected—so bring plenty of water and snacks. The dry air and high altitude can sneak up on you. Our roundtrip hike from the trailhead to Glen Aulin and back was 11.6 miles and took exactly 6 hours, including a few breaks to swim and eat. Once we passed Soda Springs, we saw no more than 30 people the entire time—and that was on a Sunday in July. #GlenAulin #YosemiteHike #SecretHike #HiddenGems #BestHikeEver #YosemiteNationalPark #HikingCalifornia #Yosemite #NatureTherapy #ExploreMore #WaterfallHike #OffTheBeatenPath #AdventureSeekers #HikeMoreWorryLess #YosemiteHikes #ScenicTrails #IntoTheWild #GetOutside #NotMyPotatoes #ZanesWorld 2025-07-23 05:30:00 Yosemite’.. 789 -99% 22 -97%
Armadillos have huge… ya know! Don’t let this little guy fool ya, he’s packin heat! He’s a three-banded armadillo, the only species of armadillo that can roll itself into a perfect, predator-proof ball. But that’s just the beginning of what makes this armored oddball fascinating. I get hands-on with one of nature’s strangest creatures and learn some truly unexpected facts, like which animal has the highest body-to-wiener ratio (spoiler: it’s actually not the armadillo, but it’s close). We break down the anatomy, the behavior, and the surprisingly flexible armor of this little tank on legs. Fun Armadillo Facts: • Only the three-banded armadillo can roll into a full ball • Their armor isn’t rock-hard—it’s flexible, making it harder for predators to bite through • They don’t burrow, unlike most other armadillo species • Their tongue is longer than you think (and they aren’t afraid to use it) • Despite their squat shape, they can run up to 30 miles per hour (though some argue it’s 3 to 5—either way, it’s hilarious to watch) • That tail is not just decoration. It locks into place when they’re curled up • When threatened, they hide their face… right in their own business (yes, really) #Armadillo #ThreeBandedArmadillo #WeirdAnimals #AnimalEncounter #ZanesWorld #WildlifeFacts #NatureIsWeird #AnimalLovers #AnimalVideo #AnimalFun #StrangeButTrue #DidYouKnow #EducationalContent #WildlifeEducation #FunAnimalFacts #MeetTheAnimals #CuteButWeird #ArmorUp #AnimalBehavior #NatureNerd 2025-07-18 05:25:51 .. 659,113 +661% 3,274 +319%
Don’t kiss badgers! At just nine weeks old, Ranger is already showing off the features that make the American badger one of the most ferocious animals in North America. With claws built like mini machetes, teeth designed for destruction, and a no nonsense attitude, these animals are nature’s underground warriors. Native to the grasslands, prairies, and open forests of North America, badgers spend most of their time tunneling through the earth like fuzzy little excavators on a mission. Fun facts about American badgers • They are part of the weasel family, which means they carry a mild musky scent, more like a ferret than a skunk. • They are solitary by nature, but when food is involved, they have been known to team up with coyotes to hunt cooperatively. • Their powerful forelimbs make them some of the best diggers in the animal kingdom. • Despite their tough image, baby badgers are playful, energetic, and hilariously mischievous. Filmed at Paws and Claws Animal Encounters in Bremen, OH, where Ranger is being raised with lots of care and socialization. He is still wild at heart! 2025-07-15 05:48:53 Don’t kiss ba.. 7,120 -92% 81 -90%
I can’t help but kiss this baby coati. At just eight weeks old, she’s already showing her mischievous side! She’s climbing, exploring, and doing her best to steal the show (and whatever else she can get her tiny paws on). Coatis look like nature crossed a raccoon with a monkey, added a long snout, tossed in a striped tail, and then said, “Let’s make this one extra curious.” Native to Central and South America, coatis are members of the raccoon family and are known for their intelligence, agility, and mischief. This’s one’s name is Loca (after Loci, the God of mischief). Don’t let that adorable face fool you! Coatis are one of nature’s most mischievous creatures. They’re also extremely social, especially the females and their young, who form tight-knit groups called “bands” that travel, forage, and get into trouble together. Loca is a South American coati (Nasua nasua), from Venezuela, which tends to be a little stockier, darker, and rockin’ a ringed tail with bold black bands. Here are a few fun facts about baby coatis:
• They’re born blind and totally dependent on their moms.
• Moms build nests high in the trees to keep them safe from predators.
• They’re natural climbers with flexible ankles that let them descend trees headfirst.
• They use their long snouts to sniff out food.
• Even as babies, they chirp, squeak, and trill to communicate. And, I don’t know who figured this out. But, when you reverse the video footage, they really do look like tiny, fuzzy brontosauruses. If you love animals, adorable chaos, and learning about some of the lesser-known creatures that share our world, you’re in the right place. You can meet Loca at Raptor Hallow Sanctuary in Alliance, OH, along with some other amazing creatures! 2025-07-11 05:41:00 .. 4,047 -95% 27 -97%
Jolene is the cutest! She’s a rare lavender-colored skunk with a gentle temperament and an irresistible face. But no matter how charming she is, skunks should never be kept as pets. In this episode, I visit Westminster Farm to meet Jolene and explain exactly why. Skunks are deeply misunderstood creatures. Most people only know them as the animal that might spray you—and yes, skunks can do that, but they really don’t want to. Their spray is a last resort defense, not something they use casually. In fact, they’ll give plenty of warning first: stomping their feet, hissing, and raising their tails before they ever let loose. Here are a few things you should know: A “lavender skunk” isn’t albino. Jolene still has pigment in her eyes, which are not the signature pink of an albino animal. Skunks are nocturnal and extremely sensitive to light. Keeping one as a pet would mean flipping its natural rhythm. Even with their scent glands removed (which some people do), skunks still have a strong musky odor. You’re not removing the smell—just the spray. Skunks are wild animals. They dig, chew, and are not domesticated like cats or dogs. That adorable face hides a set of claws made for tearing into soil and, unfortunately, furniture. But they are beneficial. In the wild, skunks are natural pest control, eating insects, rodents, and even venomous snakes. So no, skunks don’t belong in your home. But they absolutely belong in our ecosystem. And if you want a little skunk joy in your life, come visit Westminster Farm, where you can meet Jolene yourself and get your fill of skunky sweetness—without the long-term commitment or chewed-up baseboards. #LavenderSkunk #WhiteSkunk #CuteAnimals #WildlifeReels #UnusualAnimals #AnimalLovers #ZanesWorld #SkunkLove #NatureIsAwesome #BackyardWildlife #FurryFriends #rareanimals 2025-07-08 05:42:04 Jol.. 4,706 -95% 63 -92%
Baby bobcats! Did you know they’re born with blue eyes that shift to hazel—just like some house cats? They even have “false eyes” on the backs of their ears, a trick borrowed from tigers to keep predators guessing. Their signature bobbed tail is the shortest of any wild cat, and as adults, they can grow up to 40 pounds and sprint at 30 mph! You can meet these little legends at Paws & Claws in Bremen, Ohio! #BabyBobcat #BobcatKitten #TooCute #BabyAnimalsOfInstagram #WildAndCute #FurryFriends #CuteAnimals #AnimalsOfInstagram #WildlifeBaby #NatureLovers #AnimalLovers #WildlifeReels #ReelAnimals #BackyardWildlife #WildlifeWednesday #BobcatCub #zanesworld 2025-07-01 05:32:33 Baby bobcats! Did.. 19,424 -78% 194 -75%
The last Blockbuster! 2025-06-22 21:29:41 The last Blockbuster! 92,437 +7% 1,019 +30%
Skittles says opossums are perfect neighbors! Possums have a bad reputation, because some people think they look scary. That is because when they get scared, they show their teeth. If that doesn’t work, they start to drool–so they look like they are sick. If that doesn’t work, they play dead—called “playing possum”. But, possums are EXTREMELY non-aggressive. Bites from possum are almost unheard of. They can’t get rabies, because they are marsupials, and their body temperature is too low–about 95° They also have a natural immunity to rattlesnake venom. They also can’t get Lyme disease–and can eat thousands of ticks a year. Possums groom themselves like cats. They have unique thumbs on their back feet. And prehensile tails–which mean it’s capable of grasping or holding– but they don’t hang from their tail, like you may have seen in a cartoon. Possum are a healthy part of urban ecosystems. While you’re sleeping, they’re doing a lot of good–eating pests and garbage. In the wild, their average lifespan is 1-2 years, because of predators, cars, and disease. In captivity it’s not much longer… So, hopefully you’ll share this with someone, so people can better understand them. They’re not scary… you’re scary! #Possum #Opossum #babyopossum #WildlifeRehab #WildlifeRescue #AnimalRescue #UrbanWildlife #Marsupial #PossumLove #SaveWildlife #WildlifeEducation #CritterCare #PossumFacts #WildlifeAwareness #CuteAnimals #NatureLovers #WildlifeConservation #FunAnimalFacts #WildlifeProtection #protectwildlife 2025-06-17 05:25:09 .. 595,047 +587% 6,816 +772%
Everything is 70% off (or more) We’d rather sell it than haul it to our new warehouse! So we’re offering a massive discount to have you help us! 👉 pleep.shop 2025-06-12 05:12:43 Everything is 70% .. 479 -99% 5 -99%
Copy Cat! 2025-06-07 04:16:44 Copy Cat! 684,766 +690% 7,354 +841%
The moment I first saw my wife!😍 #TwinJokes #MarriageHumor #StandUpComedy #TwinsLife #FunnyCouples #WifeJokes #ComedyClips #TwinProblems #RelationshipComedy #ComedyVideos #TwinHumor #MarriedLife #TwinTrouble #CouplesComedy #FunnyRelationships #StandUpClips #identicaltwins 2025-05-13 05:30:00 The moment I first saw.. 2,128 -98% 19 -98%
Wanna borrow my Copy Cat? 2025-05-11 01:57:05 Wanna borrow my Copy Cat? 140 -100% 1 -100%

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