Julie Collas 🇫🇷

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To be a real Parisian drink a little glass of wine🤣! You will sleep like a baby! 
👉🏻BOOK Your tickets « Oh my god she’s Parisian! » the  comedy show in English in Paris by a true Parisian girl! 

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisianlife #parisjetaime #howtobeparisian 2025-09-25 21:42:16 To be a re.. 621 -74% 56 -56%
That’s the question: you don’t dip a croissant 🥐 into the coffee  but do you dip a baguette 🥖 toast full of butter and jam? To me it’s the same thing you don’t dip especially in a Parisian  café! Then your toast becomes all soggy and your coffee is full of breadcrumbs ! And you do you dip or not?
❤️Don’t forget to book your tickets for my show🇫🇷oh my God, she is Parisian ! Oh 100% in English by 200 % Parisian girl!

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisianlife #parisjetaime #humour #frenchhumour #pariscafe #howtobeparisian #parisien 2025-09-20 15:38:57 .. 983 -59% 67 -48%
Today is 18 September is a national day of protest with the trade unions! 
So when Parisians can’t go to work, they find an excuse, and the best excuse is the metro strike 🤣! 
If you want to learn more about these strange creatures known as Parisians, book your tickets for: « Oh my God, she is Parisian! « The only stand-up comedy show in Paris in English by a 200% Parisian!
 

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisianlife #parisfrance #parisien #french #frenchhumour #humour 2025-09-18 15:38:54 Today is 18 Sept.. 304 -87% 5 -96%
🇫🇷Be ready for tomorrow! General transport strikes in France! That’s when the metro doesn’t work that Parisians realise that they actually love the metro🤣 and that we would be nothing without it🤣🤣! So today I didn’t complain! I will complain tomorrow morning🤣🤣 when it won’t work!
And you, what are your plans for tomorrow?
Work from home? Bicycle? Stay home and sleep? 
🇫🇷You want to know more about those weird people called the Parisians?  Then book your tickets for my show “OH MY GOD SHE’S PARISIAN!” starting September the 26 every Friday and Saturday! A Show 100% in English by 200 % Parisian girl! 

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisjetaime #parisianlife #parisfrance #parismetro #metroparis #frenchhumour #humour 2025-09-17 21:38:24 .. 666 -72% 58 -55%
And you which kind of parents do you think you are or do you think you will be?
When I took my children to school in Paris, there were two types of parents:
Those who dropped them off before they even entered the school and ran to the office, and those who kissed them, put their little coats and scarves on them and said, “Take care of yourself and eat well in the canteen! And above all, as all Parisian parents say, ‘Work hard at school!’😁
In my show, I say which kind of parent I was😉
I’m back with my show ‘Oh my God, she’s Parisian!’ on 26 September, every Friday and Saturday evening at the Bo Saint-Martin theatre!
A comedy 100% in English by a 100% Parisian girl with a French 🇫🇷 accent!

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #humour #parentlife #viedeparents #parisien #frenchhumour 2025-09-13 15:59:21 .. 1,290 -46% 69 -46%
This is how I prepared for the September 10th protest🤣 in Paris… and almost got arrested😳! 
I tried to put a poop bag on the traffic radar and the police weren’t happy🤣 but I told them it was a joke! 
And then I showed them my Instagram account and finally they laughed! 

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #humour #parisfrance #francaise #francais 2025-09-10 15:44:02 This is how .. 703 -70% 47 -63%
Every September, in France, We have strikes  and Protests.  It has become a 🇫🇷 tradition tradition like the baguette 🥖🤣
The 10th of September strike is called “let’s block everything “!I can already imagine what my day will be like tomorrow in Paris with the protests blocking everything on September 10!🇫🇷
Since they’re going to block schools, commuter trains, subways, trains, the ring road, etc., well, I’m going to stay in bed🤣!

🇫🇷 And if you want to know more about the French and Parisians and why we’re like that, there’s only one solution: buy your tickets to come see my show 👉🏻Oh My God, She’s Parisian! It will be performed every Friday and Saturday evening starting September 26, 100% in English, but I promise you it’s by a 200% Parisian girl who speaks with the 🇫🇷accent! 

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisjetaime #parisfrance #french #frenchlife #parisien #parisienne 2025-09-09 21:47:54 .. 631 -73% 17 -87%
The worst day of the year for all moms: buying back-to-school supplies! With an incomprehensible list of supplies as long as your arm, and every teacher asking for something you can’t find!
In short, it’s anguish🤣!
And at Monoprix, it’s obviously five times more expensive than elsewhere!
I my show starts again on Friday September 26. Don’t forget to get your tickets! Oh my God She is Parisian: the show, 100% in English by a Parisian girl with a French accent!

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisianlife #parisjetaime #humour #rentreescolaire #frenchmom #backtoschoolshopping 2025-09-07 15:43:54 The worst day .. 635 -73% 71 -45%
Parisian waiters will always be nice to you but don’t try to pay your coffee with a 50 euros note🤣!
A few months ago I only had a 50 euros bill and the guy told me he didn’t have the change and I told him « I’m going to pay with a credit card » and he said “we don’t take credit cards under €10 😳!”
So we argued and  I didn’t pay for my coffee !

👉🏻🇫🇷 book your tickets for my show: OH MY GOD SHE’S PARISIAN!  The Stand-up comedy 100% in English by a 200% Parisian girl with the French accent🤣! 

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisianlife #parisjetaime #parisfrance #pariscafe #french #frenchhumour 2025-09-03 15:43:17 .. 897 -62% 79 -38%
Who said Parisians don’t have a private pool in their flats?🤣
Send me a private message if you have a pool in Paris! 

Book your tickets for “oh my God, she’s Parisian!” the stand-up comedy in Paris 100% in English by a 200% Parisian girl that will tell you everything about Paris!

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisianlife #parisjetaime #parisfrance #humour 2025-08-31 15:40:22 Who said Paris.. 2,880 +22% 138 +8%
Parisians are not used to having no traffic jams in Paris!!! August is depressing🤣!
We prefer traffic jams, honking horns, insults, bikes and scooters that drive us completely nuts!
This is the real Paris🤣! 
I talk about it in my show Paris. Oh my God, she is Parisian! which returns on September 26. The only show in Paris 100% in English by a 200% Parisian girl!

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisianlife #parisjetaime #parisjetaime #parisfrance #humour #frenchhumour #frenchlanguage #french 2025-08-29 21:35:51 Parisians are not u.. 505 -79% 28 -78%
RULE NUMBER 1 IN PARIS: : never bother a waiter when he has nothing to do🤣🤣🤣! 
And it’s always the case in August when all the Parisians have left on the holidays! 
Tell me what’s the worst story you’ve ever had with a French waiter?
I will be back with my show on September 26 so it’s time to book your tickets!!! 👉🏻 OH MY GOD, SHE IS PARISIAN! The show in Paris 100% in English by 200% Parisian girl with the French accent who will tell you everything you don’t want to know about Paris!!!

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisianlife #parisjetaime #parisfrance #pariscafe #parisianvibes #howtobeparisian #frenchhumour 2025-08-27 21:34:16 .. 1,367 -42% 91 -29%
I’ve asked all my Parisian friends: would you go swimming in the Seine river: they all said “no way🤣!”
and then we all went and I made this video and I said “I’m not going🤣! “
And you: would you go would or are you planning on going swimming there?
in July out of 31 days it’s only been 18 days because of the water pollution. So I was planning on going because I thought «  It cost Paris 1.4 billion to clean up the Seine. So you might want to make an effort and go for a swim!🤣🤣🤣! » 

I will be back with my stand-up comedy in Paris “ OH MY GOD, SHE IS PARISIAN”  on September 26th every Friday and Saturday at Théâtre Bo Saint-Martin. 
A Comedy 100% in English by a 100% Parisian girl with the 🇫🇷 French accent! 

#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisianlife #parisfrance #humour #seineriver #parismonamour #parisjetaime #parisiloveyou 2025-08-24 20:10:40 .. 423 -82% 36 -72%
Yes, in Province, I get two glasses for the price of one in Paris ! WHY??? 🤣
why is there such a difference between the price of a glass in the provinces and the price of a glass in Paris?
and don’t tell me it’s because of the price of rents, butter or eggs, which have gone up! Because the price of wine is the same all over France!
I say long live the provinces🩷!
And you, what’s your opinion? Sometimes I feel like I’m being ripped off with prices in Paris that have become completely insane! 
I was walking down  the champs Elysees  not long ago and I couldn’t believe it. I heard a woman saying “what??? 14 euros for a  Diet Coke!!”

I will be back with my show on September 26th: OH MY GOD, SHE’S PARISIAN! The only stand-up comedy in Paris 100% in English by 100% Parisian girl with the French accent! SO BOOK YOUR TICKETS!!!
#parisian #paris #lavieparisienne #lavieparisienne #parislife #parismaville #parisienne #parisianlife #parisjetaime #humour #frenchhumour #frenchcafe #pariscafe 2025-08-22 21:31:58 Yes.. 1,467 -38% 76 -41%
we’ve all tried to come out of the water with fins at least once 🤣! ! Or at least you’ve seen people coming out of the water with fins and you thought “why didn’t he/she take them off ??? “
I saw that video and I thought oh my God, wow! What can I do with that video? Because I will never look like her, I decided to show you how I would come out of the water🤣! 
These video is guaranteed with no filters at all… but next time I will take off my fins… thank you to the people who watched me  doing that video on the beach you were all very kind and not laughing too hard! 
👉🏻 I will be back with my stand-up comedy end of September every Friday and Saturday in Paris so don’t forget to book your tickets!!! “ OH MY GOD, SHE’S PARISIAN” the show 100% in English by 100% Parisian girl! 

#parisian #parisienne #humour #parisiangirl #parisianstyle #paris #parisianlife #howtobeparisian #frenchhumour #frenchgirl #lavieparisienne #vacances 2025-08-18 21:42:10 .. 1,022 -57% 69 -46%
Paris is really hot right now in but Parisian cafés don’t have air conditioning and it is something that seems very strange for a lot of tourists! 
And If you ask for AC you WILL REALLY PISS OFF THE Parisian waiters!
If you want AC IN PARIS: starbuck is a good option🤣! 
I will be back in Paris with my show in English in September: OH MY GOD SHE IS PARISIAN! 
The stand-up comedy in English in Paris by a true Parisian with a 100% French accent ! 

#parisian #paris #parislife #parismaville #lavieparisienne #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #humour #parisfrance #howtobeparisian #pariscafe 2025-08-16 15:48:08 Paris is really hot.. 2,836 +20% 175 +37%
Do you know how to recognize a Parisian when he’s not in Paris?
He has the same bad habits! No wonder people find us  so irritating!
And you, when you’re on vacation: do you stay the same and say to yourself: I’m doing everything as I did in Paris! or are you trying to break your bad habits?
And if you don’t live in Paris what do you find the most annoying about us?
I’ll be back in September with my stand-up comedy 👉🏻Oh my God, she’s Parisian!  every Friday and Saturday night!  A 100% English stand-up by a real Parisian with a French accent!
If you’re a Parisian, come and laugh at yourself, if you’re an expat, come and understand what’s in store for you when you come to live in Paris, and if you’re a tourist, you’ll understand everything there is to know about the inhabitants of the most beautiful city in the world!

#paris  #parisian #parislife #parismaville #lavieparisienne #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #humour #parisfrance #french #frenchhumour 2025-08-13 15:40:55 .. 478 -80% 41 -68%
Where and when do you apply your sunscreen?
I had never applied sunscreen directly in the rough sea!  It was not easy!
And I have to admit that putting sunscreen in the water has both an advantage and a disadvantage:
The advantage is that you don’t get any sand sticking to your body because of the sunscreen.
The disadvantage is that I almost sank.
But what we Parisians wouldn’t do to look good!
Thank you to the beautiful kayla.ryan1 who is always perfectly pretty ❤️
Don’t forget to book your place to come and see my stand-up show, which starts again in September, every Friday and Saturday evening!
If you’re a Parisian, you’ll have a good laugh at our own shortcomings - for one thing, we don’t speak English very well at all! If you’re an expat, you’ll think, « Parisians are just like that!
And if you’re a tourist, then you’ll understand that living in Paris isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!

#parisian #paris #parislife #parismaville #lavieparisienne #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #humour #frenchhumour #parisiangirl #french # 2025-08-10 15:49:58 .. 593 -75% 51 -60%
The new fashion in Paris this summer  is the “ cubi de rose” bag! It enables you to have a little drink everywhere and offer a drink to people you don’t know in Paris🤣! It’s a great way to meet ParisIan’s!
Thank you so much too  roxane.tardy for her wonderful tiramisu bag that gave me the idea to create my “gallon of wine” bag! We are both very fashionable girls!
I will be back with my show, “oh my God, she’s pParisian” in September!
It’s the only stand-up comedy show in Paris that’s played by a true Parisian: me! But don’t worry I have a French accent so I can be understood by everybody native speakers or not!
over the years I’ve welcomed tourists who  want to see Paris behind the tourist guide books expats who  want to laugh about all the things they’ve discovered in Paris and Parisians who want to laugh at themselves!
so if you want to discover Paris through fresh eyes and understand that Paris is not only about monuments but about people living there every day book your tickets for my show and I guarantee you you will have a memorable moment!

#parisian #paris #parislife  #parismaville  #lavieparisienne  #parisienne #parisianlife  #frenchhumour #standupcomedy #parisjetaime #parisianstyle #howtobeparisian #parisiangirl 2025-08-07 15:52:51 .. 1,703 -28% 97 -24%
And you ? Do you dip your croissant 🥐 in your coffee ☕️ in a café?
The Parisian stand up comedy “OH MY GOD SHE’S PARISIAN!” Will be back in September so BOOK YOUR TICKETS for the show in English by a Parisian girl with the 🇫🇷accent! 

#parisian #paris #parislife #parismaville #lavieparisienne #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #parisfrance #parisiancafe #frenchhumour #pariscafe #howtobeparisian 2025-08-02 15:53:46 And y.. 27,437 +1,058% 1,464 +1,042%
My holidays are always the best🤣!
He got the car stuck in the sand and then he said “push” and explained that he couldn’t stop! If he stopped, the car would get stuck in the sand again! I 

BOOK YOUR TICKETS FOR THE only stand-up comedy in English by a Parisian girl who has the French accent! 👉🏻OH MY GOD SHE’S PARISIAN! 

#parisian #parisien #french #frenchpeople #holidays #humour #frenchhumour #parisfrance #vacances #français #france🇫🇷 #francaise #vacancesenfamille 2025-07-30 21:38:08 M.. 455 -81% 12 -91%
Since July the 1st it’s forbidden to smoke in most public places in France! And you know how French people don’t like to respect the rules🤣! Especially Parisians! 
Hopefully they still have the cafe terraces ( one good thing would be to ask people if they are not bothered by the smoke though🤣🤣🤣)! Last week I was eating at a cafe terrace and a guy next to me lit up a cigarette and I said “I’m sorry I’m eating can you smoke later?”
And he said “I’m sorry I’m finished eating maybe you can move😳😳😳”! And it gave me the idea to make that video! 

( I am a former smoker but I smoked a whole cigarette at 10 am for that video!) 

Book your tickets for my show 👉🏻”oh my God, she’s Parisian!” 
The stand-up comedy in English with the French accent, by a true Parisian girl !
#paris #parisian #parislife #parismaville #lavieparisienne #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #humour #parisfrance #french #howtobeparisian #parisien #frenchhumour 2025-07-27 16:37:02 .. 3,374 +42% 152 +19%
Shopping habits in Paris!
What’s you shopping like in Paris? Mine is more Lidl and Leaderprice than Louis Vuitton Balenciaga and Dior🤣
Thank you to the beautiful leanneareum for this wonderful Dance! Next time you go shopping in Paris bring me with you ! 
Book your ticket for my show in Paris “OH MY GOD SHE’s Parisian!” The Stand-up comedy 100% in English with the French accent by a true Parisian girl!

#parisian #paris #parislife #parismaville #lavieparisienne #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #parisiangirl #parisianlifestyle 2025-07-23 21:36:33 Shopping habit.. 3,975 +68% 140 +9%
If you want to order a Spritz in a Parisian cafe, you have to say”spritz” with the French accent if you want French people to understand you🤣🤣🤣 so it’s spRRRITZZZ”😆 

The number one rule in Parisian cafés: if you want to take advantage of happy hour, you have to arrive at least half an hour before the end, otherwise by the time they come to take your order they’ll tell you “bah non c’est trop tard » «  it’s too late »
That’s exactly what  to me last month! I arrived at 6.40 pm and by the time they took my order it was too late and the spritz had gone from 7 euros to 12 euros!

Book your tickets for my show 👉🏻OH MY GOD SHE’S PARISIAN! The stand-up comedy 100% in English with the French 🇫🇷 accent by a true Parisian girl! 

#parisian #paris #parislife #parismaville #lavieparisienne #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #humour #parisfrance #french  #frenchhumour #parisiancafe #pariscafe 2025-07-20 21:30:00 .. 1,814 -23% 90 -30%
Today was Bastille day in Paris! The 14th of July where everybody gathers to see the planes in the sky of Paris! 
Tourists are even more happy than the French people to celebrate that moment! Some of my friends living near are always angry because the planes wake them up! 🤣🤣I’m like guys this is only once a year relax!!!!
whether you are Parisians or not: book your tickets for my show “oh my God she is Parisian” the stand-up comedy all in English by a Parisian girl with a French accent ! 

#parisian #paris #parislife #parismaville #lavieparisienne #parisienne #parisjetaime #parisianlife #humour #parisfrance #french #howtobeparisian 2025-07-14 21:16:02 Today was Bas.. 2,192 -8% 76 -41%

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